STUDIED INDIFFERENCE

Yes, I DO love school.

 I love the idea of going to school, since I have gone to school for close to thirty of my sixty eight years.
Here's  a bit of writ by one of my former, favorite authors, as gently modded by Yours Truly to resurrect, reflect and genuflect to the idea of elevated education:

University. 21  Sept  1826

Dear Friends,

The whole Junior college has been put in great consternation by the prospect of an examination — There is to be a general one on the first of December, which will occupy the time of the students 'til the fifteenth — the time for breaking up —

It has not yet been determined whether there will be any diploma, certificate or doctor’s degree given — but I should hardly think there will be any such thing, as this is only a two- year institution & in other colleges three and four years are required in order to take a degree — that is, that time is supposed to be necessary — altho they sometimes confer them before — if the applicants are qualified —

Tho’ it will hardly be fair to examine those who have only been here one session, with those who have been here two — and some of whom have come from other colleges — still I suppose I shall have to stand my examination with the rest —

I have been studying a great deal in order to be prepared, and dare say I shall come off as well as the rest of them, that is — if I don‘t get frightened — Perhaps you will have some business up here about that time, and then you can judge for yourself — [page 2:]

They have nearly finished the Rotunda — The pillars of the Portico are completed and it greatly improves the appearance of the whole — The books are removed into the library — and we have a very fine collection[[.]]

We have had a great many fights up here lately — The faculty expelled Wickliffe last night for general bad conduct — but more especially for biting one of the student’s arms with whom he was fighting — I saw the whole affair — it took place before my door — Wickliffe was much the strongest but not content with that — after getting the other completely in his power, he began to bite — I saw the arm afterwards — and it was really a serious matter — It was bitten from the shoulder to the elbow — and it is likely that pieces of flesh as large as my hand will be obliged to be cut out — He is from Kentucky — the same one that was in suspension when you were up here some time ago — Give my love to Ma and Miss Nancy — I remain,

Your’s affectionatly [[sic]]
Edgar A Poe